BOB ONG vs. JUAN TAMAD

ang pagmamahal..


"parang elevator lang yan eh..bakit mo isisiksik
ang sarili mo kung wala ng pwesto para sa'yo..
eh meron namang hagdan, ayaw
mo lang pansinin"
-BOB ONG









"mapuno man ang elevator, sigurado namang babalik
ito at darating ang araw na makakasakay
din ako.."
-JUAN TAMAD












funny pero may sense..

orAs nA nAsAyAnG..

Dahan-dahang sumulat ang lapis sa papel
Ang ilaw na nagbibigay liwanag sa aking sinusulat
na tumatama sa mahiwagang salamin
bumabanda sa aking mata ang liwanag
at doon ko nakita na ang liwanag at ilaw ay iisa
di nagbabago.










Sa pagmulat ng mata
Liwanag ang aking nakikita
Baso naman pag ako'y bumangon na
Pagkatapos uminom ay kain muna.

Pasok sa banyo para maligo na.
Sipilyo sa taas, sipilyo sa baba
Shampoo sa taas, shampoo sa baba
At ako'y natapos na.

Yosi, habang naglalakad sa daanan
Patungo sa aking pinapasukan
At ngayo'y tapos ang maligayang sandali
dahil ang paaralan ay napasok na.

Minsan naisip ko, para san ba'to?
Di ko naman madadala sa kamatayan ko!
Inuubos ko lang naman ang oras ko.

Pag 'di pumasok, si ina'y magagalit
Sapagka't pera ni ita'y ang ginagamit
Aking iniisip bakit sila magagalit?

Oras na nasayang
'di na mababalikan
Sapagkat ito'y nakaraan.











-kevin magbobote
152pm
021609

kAnyAnG pAg-ibiG..

Para kang isang araw na nagbibigay liwanag
Isa kang clown na nagbibigay saya
Para kang bituin na nagningning sa dilim
Isa kang kanta nagbibigay ligaya.

Natatangi kong hiling na ika'y mapasa akin
Pagka't di magtatagal tayo'y lilisan
Dito sa ating tinutuntungan
'Di malaman kung hanggang saan.

Di ko malaman kung bakit ka ganyan
Ako'y iyong pinaghintay ng matagal
Bakit ang dali mong mahalin tapos
napakahirap mong limutin..











-kevin magbobote
216pm
021609

aNg uLo kOng mAhAnGiN..

Mga kasinungalingan na aking binalita
'Di ko mabilang ang mga pinagsabihan
Pagkat sa dami'y 'di na mabilang
Kasinungalingan na walang patutunguhan.

Kalakihan ng ulo'y pina-iiral
Pagyayabang ng 'di na mapigilan
Pera'y kanyang pinagyayabang
Para sa konting kasikatan

Bibig ay 'di mapigilan.
Salitang lumalabas sa labasan
Kundi mga kasinungalingan
na tungkol sa kaibigan.










-lolo kevin
226pm
021609

waiting in vain..

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I REALLY NEED YOU..

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DON'T ASK FOR ANY ANSWERS..





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INSTEAD LOVE ME..






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BUT NOT HAVING YOU HERE MAKES ME FEEL ALONE..





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MAYBE I WILL WAIT FOR YOU..






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I ONLY THINK OF NOTHING..
BUT ME AND YOU..







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HOPE IT MAKES SENSE..

biTiN..

May nagsasabing ang buhay ay puno ng pagsubok..
Ngunit hindi ito parang bakal na kapg pinalo sa tambol ay
tutunog na parang sirena..
Sapagkat ang magmahal ng may ulo ay mas
mabigat sa pagkakaladkad ng puso mong minamahal..
Datapwa't ang isiping mahalin ang di ka mahal
ay pusong kinadena sa alambre sa luwad..
Dahil ang pusa ay maitim kaysa daga.
Hindi maaaring magkasya ang ulam na tuyo sa 3 anak
mong nagugutom..
Hindi sapat na maamoy ito ng nakasabit sa kisame..
Ang..


























by:
Killer..

855am
021009

Nonsense Conversation 3

021709
2:10 pm

A: Why can't we be friends?

E: Why can't it be?

K: Because I hate you all!

C: And you don't have time.

A: Maybe?

E: What the?

K: Topic?

C: Can we go bakc to the day's are love was strong?

A: No.. Never!

E: It's a nonsense conversation..

K: Can somebody tells me how to get things back? The way it used to be?

C: Oh God.. Give me reason I'm down on bended knees..

A: Was that song? I hate love songs..

E: Who's that?

K: Who? Me?

C: We all need just a little faith..

A: Love won"t find a way! Never will!

E: Whatevah!

K: Who are you?

C: It's too late to hold you?

A: Do you know who's talking??

E: What kind of conversation is this?

K: Haiyzt!

C: Foreign..

A: Nobody's a true friend.

E: You're right.. :]

K: But, I have good friends.. (~_^)

C: Charles.. Oh my Charles..

A: Well.. Just good friends.. Not true!

E: What's that supposed to mean?

K: They can be true.. If they want to..

C: I see the question in your eyes..

A: Ok.. They can.. But for me no one's a true friend..

E: Why "FRIENDS" is our topic?

K: I dunno.. But for A.. Even your adveetist friends..

C: I finally found someone..

A: I;m gonna complete it K.. For me, no one's a true here in our school..

E: K, A is right.. You can't trust anyone here..

K: Oh yeah.. But I trust all of you.. It's not a big deal.. A,C,E..

C: I think not.. Because it's up to you how you trust him/her..

A: You three are right.. It's up to us hot to be friends or to be "true friends" w/ them..

E: I trust you too K.. Finding true friends is hard.. But being friends w/ someone is an accomplishments.. Am I right??

K: Nosebleed!

C: Nothing gonna change my love for you..

A: It's like.... "Hard to be a human"... gets?? Translate it in "tagalog".

E: A.. It's true..

K: No, it's false..

C: If you have to live in a simple house.. You might..

A: What's the connection of a simple house in our conversation??

E: Yeah right.. What's the connection?

K: OK!

C: None..

A: Then, why did you write it here?? --> For C..

E: Haizt.. My head is aching?? Haha..

K: And so?

C: My nail is aching too.. wahahaha

A: My hair aches!

E: How 'bout you K? You don't have any pain?

K: I have pain.. In the heart..

C: What kind of pain?

A: Achy. breaky heart!

E: You're brokenhearted?

K: ??

C: Huh??

A: Who cares?

E: I really don't care.. I'm just curious..

K: I wanna ____ you.. You already know..

C: All we need is love; Love is all we need..

A: We don't need love.. I don't know love.. I'm not curious about love..

E: I don't have nothing to say..

K: My life at school is bore..

C: This day is bore..

A: This life is a bore! I feel the same K..

E: Everyday's a bore.. Hahaha..

K: Yeah right.. Wanna give some tip to make a bore a soar?!

C: Huh, I didn;t understand.

A: Make fun with everyone here at school! <-- My tip..

E: How can you make fun with your classmates when they make you feel others?

K: By making your heart a stone...

C:Why do I love somebody?

A: It's the best thing to do... Make fun w/ your classmates who makes you feel others.. REVENGE! (how bad..)

E: A.. That's bad.. Hmmm..

K: That's odd..

C: Hmppp.. I love Josh Morethan.. I love Chris Tiu..

E: Who's your worst enemy??

A: My closest friend may be my enemy!

K: My worst enemy is the bad side of me..

C: I think my worst enemy is my bad side too..

A: The truth is.. My closest friend is myself!

E: Me, myself and I.. My worst enemy is me..

K: You know.. You're all mimicking me..

C: How do we know if you fall in someone?

A: If you're hurt! You have fallen..

E: You always think of him/her.. Haha..

K: You can't sleep without thinking of him/her..

C: Wow.. You love someone? How do we say to him/her?

A: Tell "I LOVE YOU!"

E: But sometimes it's hard to say I LOVE YOU..

K:No, it's not hard.. Here "I LOVE YOU".... See? So easy...

C: How do you say it's hard?

A: It;s not hard for me.. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU..

E: It's already time.. Let's go home.. ^_^

K: OK.. Bye

C: Bye.. Bye..

A: Goodbye..



4:04 pm

dey sey im being EMO..
well..
deyr ryt..
im juz being me..
but sumtyms pipol abuse my ability..
dats y am being emotional..
im juz EMO inside..
but not in d outside..
^_^

xna naintindhan niu..
wahahaha..
:]

u hUrT mE..

u heiyt me 4 doing dat 2 u??
did u ever think of me wen u hurt me??
almost every nyt i cried juz 2 lessen my anger..
nxaktan aqoe..
(lam mu va un??)
xna narealyz mu un bgo cqa nkpagblikan..
tingin mu aman ccryoshin pa kta??
mtpoz mu crain trust qoe xeu??
taz ngeun cqaw pa me krpatang mglit!?
tangna!? gaguhan pala aa..
fine.. i don't care..
hu d hell r u?? ur juz a piece of paper na pkalat2 sa daan..
ewan qoe nga va kng bkt npgtyagaan pa kta..
alm qoe aman na mkakarma dn aqoe ee..
xna nga pra matauhan aqoe sa mundo ng luvlyf..
alm qoe aman na it's my fault kng bkt dmting pa teu sa point na 2..
kng nd qoe knha ung # mu.. di xna frendz lan teu..
magalit cqa xken hnggat gz2 mu.. care qoe..
taz gz2 mu qoe ma2tay?? pgktpoz mu.. ^_^
mnhal dn aman kta.. kea lan noon pa un..
xna matauhan cqa..
prho lan teung nxaktan..


kmzta mu nlan aqoe sa bgo mung gf..
send my regards 2 her..
pksv na wg xa mnwla sa mga cnsv mu..
hehe.. xna 2mgal keu..
kip up d gud work..
aasenso cqa nian.. :]

haizt..
ang kapal dn pla ng mukha ng karen tska ng kptd nia nu..
cla na nga 2ng nanira ng relaxon..
cla pa me ganang mglit..
KAPAL!
tangna nila..
magsama2 keu..


nd aman keu kwlan sa mundo ee..
prang aqoe..
1 lan dn aqoeng bsra na pakalat2..
na nghi2ntay na mpulot o mawalis..
mrmi ng taong glit xken..
alm qoe lht..
bwt kita xken..
tntra aqoe ptalikod.. cnsabhan ng mxa2mang slta na
halos dumurog ng pagkatao qoe..
xna nga nd nlan aqoe nbuhay..

nais qoe nmg mamatay.. peu gz2 qoe pa mabuhay..
mlking kxlanan aman pg ngpkmatay aqoe..
Diyos lang ang makakahusga xken..
mxma na ang labas qoe sa ibang tao..

llo na sa mga kaibgan mu..
cra na reputaxon qoe..
lht ng tao kaaway qoe..
nd rn aman nila qoe maintndhan..
mas ok ng mpg1..
pra mabaliw..
mxdo na qaqoeng mrming problema..
wg cqa ng dumagdag..



BYE!!

aNo bA yAn..!?

Kung ang I LOVE YOU ay INIIBIG KITA, bakit ang umiibig (I) at ang iniibig (YOU) ay mukhang tuwirang naglaho sa pagkakasalin? Dahil ba kung magmahal ang Pilipino ay nawawala ang AKO at IKAW at nagiging isa at nagsasanib sa KITA? Iyon din marahil ang dahilan kung bakit ang kasal ay PAG-IISANG-DIBDIB at ang asawa ay KABIYAK NG PUSO.
Bakit may tawag tayo sa limang daliri ng kamay- HINLALAKI, HINTUTURO, HINLALATO, PALASINGSINGAN at KALINGKINGAN- pero sa daliri ng paa ay wala?
Kung ang bicycle ay BISIKLETA, bakit ang motorcycle ay MOTORSIKLO at hindi MOTORSIKLETA? o kaya'y BISIKLO?
Bakit ang SILANGAN (kung saan sumisilang ang araw) at KANLURAN (kung saan kumakanlong ang araw) ay maliwanag ang ibig sabihin, pero ang HILAGA at TIMOG ay hindi mo alam ang pinagmulan?
Kung ang likod ng tuhod ay ALAK-ALAKAN, bakit wala tayong tawag sa likod ng siko?
Kung ang IN ay ginagamit sa gitlapi sa prito para maging PRINITO, sa gisa para maging GINISA, at sa paksiw para maging PINAKSIW, bakit sa laga ang ginagamit ay ang unlaping NI para maging NILAGA. BAkit hindi LINAGA dahil hnidi naman natin sinasabing NIPRITO o NIGISA o NIPAKSIW?
Alin ba ang tama?
Bakit may tawag tayo sa four season- TAGLAMIG, TAGSIBOL, TAG-INIT, at TAGLAGAS- gayong ang panahon sa Pilipinas ay TAG-ARAW at TAG-ULAN lamang?
Kung may inang PUTA, bakit walang amang PUTO? Lahat ba na lalaking kalapati ay mataas ang lipad?
Bakit nakagawian na nating sabihin isang SENTIMO at limang SENTIMOS? Wala naman sa balarilang Tagalog ang pagdudugtong ng "S" sa pangngalan para ito maging maramihan. Hindi naman natin sinasabing limang PISOS, 'di ba?
Kung ang left-handed ay KALIWETE, ano ang right-handed?
Kung tradisyunal na nating itinuturing na ang aman ang haligi ng tahana, bakit ang asawang babae ay ang MAYBAHAY at ang asawang lalaki ay ang TAO lamang?
Bakit nakasanayan na nating sabihing NAKAKAINIS, NAKAKATAKOT, o NAKAKAALIW? 'Di ba ang dapat na inuulit ay ang unang pantig ng salitang-ygat? Kaya dapat ay NAKAIINIS, NAKATATAKOT at NAKAAALIW?
Kung sinasabi nating AMOY ARAW, LASANG IPIS o MUKHANG ANGHEL, mayroon na ba talagang nakalanghap ng araw, nakatikim ng ipis, or nakakita ng anghel?
Mayroon naman tayong LOLO at LOLA, AMA at INA, at TIYO at TIYA, bakit wala tayong isang-salitang katumbas ng SON at DAUGHTER, NEPHEW at NIECE, at GRANDSON at GRADNDAUGHTER? Itinuturing ba nating asexual ang ANAK, PAMANGKIN at APO?
Bakit sa Tagalog maraming katumbas ang LOVE- PAG-IBIG, PAGMAMAHAL, PAGSINTA, PAG-IROG, PAGLIYAG, PAGGILIW? Dahil ba ang Pilipino ay likas na palasintahin?
'Ika nga nila, you can judge people by their language.

d cRazY tHinG 'bOuT eNgLisH LanGuaGe..

Let's face it. English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don;t fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught
Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at aplay
Yet play in a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as it nurns down
And in which you fill in a form by filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of 'course isn't a race at all)
That is why when the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invinsible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts
But when I wind up this poem ends.

wEiRd..

kung may mali akong nagawa..
sorry..
kung galit kayo sa akin..
sorry..
kung nasaktan ko kayo..
sorry..
sa mga naging kasalanan ko..
sorry..

pasensya na kayo..
gusto ko lang kasi magkaroon ng
kaibigan..

ung naiintindihan ako kung bakit ako ganto..

kung sa tingin niyo hindi ako
nararapat sa inyo..
iwan niyo ako..

kung nawiweirdohan kayo sa akin..
ganto talaga ako..

sabihin niyo ng madrama ako..
pero.. nasasaktan din kasi ako..
tao rin lang naman kasi ako
na may pakiramdam at hindi manhid..

SORRY SA LAHAT..

My Ex's.. by: Jana Custodio Teve

You're so exaggerating, he's not that extinct..

The truth is, I'm just existing..

I'm very expired to go to school because that school is at its highest level!!

It's exceeding the line.. The students are exotic!!

I can't reach it anymore!! At any time, they're gonna explode..

It's very hard to be exposed at a very extreme audience..

Excuse me for being excruciate, I can't understand what I'm writing exempt for what I'm exercising..

Never did I say that I'm exorcist or whatever..

This is just an excess of my exterior mind..

Exchanging thoughts and ideas with my fellow schoolmates and extraordinary classmates..

It's like being exerious at exactly period..

Excellence is there at our examination exception for the expedition were going..

This letter, excerpt, story, ideas or an expression of my mind is just a part of executing my brain..

I don't know where these things came from..

But, extensioning things to another is what I'm thinking..

Hope, this would end..

Soon.. An extension would do..

I promise..

Today and only today..

My being exclusive would..

THEXEND..

Nonsense Conversation 2

A: Panget ako..

J: Butilamo!

A: I didn't know.. I just feel..

E: Ganun ba..

J: And so?

A: Nothin'.. I just said.. Write pala..

E: Nosebleed!

J: Super Nosebleed!

A: Who cares?

E: I don't care..

J: Yeah! Right..

A: I'm wrong..

E: Huh??

J: What's that supposed to mean?

A: I don't know!!

E: Does anybody know why we're doing this??

J: I dunno!

A: I think I know..

E: What's the reason??

J: What kind of language is that??

A: Taglish.. Every pinoy knows that..

E: Yah.. I know..

J: Me too!

A: So, now what??

E: We will go home..

J: C'mon..

A: Goodbye!

E: Josh! Sabay tayo..

J: I don't want to..

A: Panget pa rin talaga!

4:06 pm

Nonsense Conversation

3:15 pm 021609 room 3rd yr- humility

E: Sino ka?
Who are you?

A: A mess in your life.
Isang panggulo sa buhay mo.

E: Bakit?
Why?

A:I just suddenly came.
Bigla nalang akong dumating.

E: Hindi pa kita kilala.
I don't know you yet.

A: Of 'Course. I'm just a mess.
Syempre. Isa lang naman akong panggulo.

E: Sabi ko nga.
Like I said.

A: Can you recycle me?
Pwede mo ba akong i-recycle?

E: Malamang, anong klase ka ba?
Maybe, what kind are you?

A:A paper- crumpled and thrown in your place.
Isang papel- nilukot at tinapon sa lugar mo.

E: Ganun ba? Sino naman nagtapon sa'yo?
Is that so? Who threw you?

A: The non-sense group of students who used me.
Mga walang kwentang estudyante na ginamit ako.

3:48 pm

J: Sa papaanong paraan ka ginamit?
In what way you're used?

E: I was used for writing nonsense things.
Ginamit ako para sa walang kabuluhang bagay.

A: Parehas lang pala tayo. Pero magkaiba sa paraan ng paggamit.
We're just the same. But different in being used.

J: We're all just the same. So we must shut up!
Pareho lang tayong lahat. Kaya dapat tayong manahimik!

E: Wala tayong halaga.
We don't have value.

A: Then, why are we still here?
Eh bakit andito pa tayo?

J: 'Di ko alam...
I dunno...

E: I don't know.
Malay ko sa inyo.

A: Nagtatanong ako kung pwede akong i-recycle.
I'm asking if I can be recycled.

J: No, you can't and that's final!
Hindi pwede. Tapos!

E: Bakit?
Why?

A: I think there's no time for that.
Tingin ko, wala nang panahon para dun.

J: Ano?
Huh?

E: Should we go home?
Uuwi na ba tayo?

A: Yan ang bagay na dapat nating gawin.
That's the best thing we need to do.

J: I agree!
Sumasang-ayon ako!

E: Buti aman.
That's good.

A: A nonsense paper that's no time for recycling- we are now going home.
Isang walang kwentang papel na walang panahon sa pag-recycle- uuwi na kami.

J: Goodbye!

E: Bye..

4:06 pm